A man in a bear skin thong

It’s super hot today and I’m quite resentfully sitting here in the sun in a pair of shorts… So I put this to you;

If I, a man, went into the forest with nothing but a hunters knife for 4 days, tracked down a big ass, flesh hungry, grizzly bear and killed it with my bare hands then proceeded to shave it, skin it and forge the most comfortable man thong you could ever possibly imagine out of it’s skin and wore it, this day, in the sun… Would it still be really, really camp?

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