he LETS her beat him up! Not really, we actually got mugged. Mugged by Photoshop! I’ve been wanting to do something like this for a while after seeing something similar in the film “Get Him To The Greek”. My favourite part of this is the handmark bruise on Charlotte’s arm; nicely subtle.
So this is the scenario. I get on the train with my girlfriend; it was pretty packed. I look over to the other end of the train and see a caucasian male, probably about 6’5″, overweight wearing circular glasses and really, was not too dissimilar to ol’ St Nick. Standing uncomfortably close to him was a 5’4″, chinese kid of, oh, let’s say 16-17 years old, at tops, and i’m stood there thinking to myself; “If this train wasn’t so packed, something would be wrong here – wait…” The kid looks at the man, and then they smile at each other – the kind of smile you give your first girlfriend when you’re still a bit too scared to go over and talk to her in the playground. That’s when I notice their hands. Are they… no, they can’t be holding each other’s ass on the train?! Oh thank God, they’re only holding hands…
What?!
The sexual tension between these two unlawfully different people was becoming unbearable! The suggestive staring, the secret stroking, I kid you not, I was like “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!” It was the kind of horror story you hear about in the papers; a girl meeting a guy on the internet, etc, only in this case the kid looked into it and the old man couldn’t believe his luck! Don’t get me wrong, i’m fine with homosexuality, but this looked like it was one kiss away from a lawsuit and a news report.
However, I could be wrong and they could end up living happily ever after on santas boat just chillin’ right?
